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Avr 27, 2014 / 483 757 notes
ohtheuniverseisrarelysolazy:

its amazing how much i look the exact opposite of this after a few too many. cute crop bargain though, obsessed with them at the moment
Avr 26, 2014 / 6 notes

ohtheuniverseisrarelysolazy:

its amazing how much i look the exact opposite of this after a few too many. cute crop bargain though, obsessed with them at the moment

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Avr 19, 2014 / 79 832 notes

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

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the-uterus:

One reason why I love David Mitchell (x)

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Avr 12, 2014 / 105 472 notes
Avr 12, 2014 / 1 note

under the boobies tattoos, should i or shouldnt i?

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Avr 12, 2014 / 1 569 notes

I can't sleep...send me some numbers?

  • 1. First thing you wash in the shower?
  • 2. Are you more of a coffee or tea drinker?
  • 3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
  • 4. Do you plan outfits?
  • 5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
  • 6. What's the closest thing to you thats red?
  • 7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having.
  • 8. What are you craving right now?
  • 9. Turn ons?
  • 10. Turn offs?
  • 11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
  • 12. When was the last time you cried? Why?
  • 13. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?
  • 14. Favorite movie ever?
  • 15. Favorite book ever?
  • 16. Do you like yourself?
  • 17. Have you ever met a celebrity?
  • 18. If you could choose one celebrity to meet, who would you choose?
  • 19. What are you listening to right now?
  • 20. How many countries have you visited?
  • 21. Are your parents strict?
  • 22. Would you go sky diving?
  • 23. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
  • 24. Is there anything you want to say to someone?
  • 25. Have you ever been in a castle?
  • 26. Name five facts about yourself that not many people know.
  • 27. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?
  • 28. Ever been on a train?
  • 29. Ever been in love?
  • 30. If you were paid 1,000 dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?
  • 31. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?
  • 32. Whom do you admire and why?
  • 33. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?
  • 34. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?
  • 35. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?
  • 36. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves, or vampires?
  • 37. Which fictional movie or book character most represents who you are?
  • 38. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?
  • 39. Dealer's choice! Any question you’d like to make up.
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dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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Avr 11, 2014 / 1 597 notes

h0fflepuff27:

How do i uninstall fatness?

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